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Vibrating Chairs In Japan – Sadly Quite Tame

I haven’t enjoyed the comfort of a vibrating bed since I went to a wedding in the throbbing metropolis of Freer, Texas a few years back, and stayed in the safari-themed room of the nicer of the town’s two hotels. I say it was safari-themed because it had a zebra print shower curtain. I’m not … Continued

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Man Caught Pirating Girl Movies

I don’t know what’s sadder—that a 19-year-old schlub named Curtis Salisbury was caught camcordering The Perfect Man and Bewitched in a Missouri movie theatre or that the copyright police are crowing about catching him. You see, friends, Curtis was involved in what the hep kids call “warez” networks. He uploaded his ill-gotten chick flicks to … Continued

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Turn On And Tune Up With The Sex Mechas [NSFW]

Hentai porn turns out to be chock full of your standard-issue sex robots, who just want to obey your commands. But some of them are a bit more… assertive than you might have expected. And there are also a lot of weird cybernetic situations. Not to mention, there are tons and tons of giant robots … Continued

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Aliens Want Your Sex [NSFW]

Alien invaders aren’t always evil monsters who harbor an inexplicable desire to ravage you with their giant tentacles. Sometimes, they’re just cute and friendly intruders who just happen to be curious about our human mating rituals. And then there are sometimes the odd alien monsters who want to siphon off your sexual energies to keep … Continued

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Mad Science Is Sexy Science! [NSFW]

Unlike aliens, who just want to learn about your human sexuality, and mechas, who just need your sex energy, mad scientists are sometimes a bit more sinister. They often want to hack your body in various ways, nice and otherwise. They sometimes have weird pharmacological supplements that they want to try out on you. Sometimes … Continued

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Yo Ho Ho, It’s The Sexy Space Pirates! [NSFW]

I don’t know why space pirates are so hot, they just are. I think it’s the fact that they swashbuckle, therefore it logically follows that they also know how to unbuckle your swash. Also, the puffy sleeves and the fact that pirates (both male and female) often wear chest-baring outfits. And they take what they … Continued